We have never delved into squirting and anal secretions as much as we did with comedian Chris Fairbanks (Comedy Central, Conan, Last Comic Standing, Jimmy Kimmel Live). We chat about walking in on his mom having sex, his dad's dick, being a late bloomer, discovering squirting, and getting caught on a stranger's bidet. I don't remember the last time we laughed this hard during an interview. Can't get enough of Chris Fairbanks? Visit our bonus episode to hear his unreal fishing story. Also, make sure to check out Chris' podcast, Do You Need a Ride?. Peep the rest of his work at You can follow him on and It's time to prioritize self-love (a.k.a. your masturbation)! Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Now you can get a 30-day free trial when you visit Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. You can also subscribe to our channel on so you can join us live! Mondays at 11AM PT! We'd love to take your calls and messages in real-time at Thank you for all the love over the past 200+ episodes. We couldn't do it without you. If you'd like to support the show, consider helping us in the following ways: 1) Help us keep making this show by supporting us financially on at You will also gain access to an exclusive podcast stream where we release the best bonus episodes with our guests! 2) Leaving us a rating and review on iTunes. 3) Snag the new Sex Talk With My Mom t-shirt or sticker from our merch store at You'll look fly as hell! 4) Share this episode with a friend! Word-of-mouth is really the best way to spread the love. Get close with us on social at: / Website - www. Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex.