?? Text us! 310-356-3920 ?? Serious question: In the bedroom, are you a big ole Santa or a sweet helper elf? We debate the roles that we play, and we share your festive responses! This week, I got a sh*tty massage (literally), Mom got too stoned in a porta potty, and one of you Sneaky Freaks decided to use your nose juice as lube. Happy Holidays! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. GREEN CHEF – Want delicious, organic meals that you can cook in no time? Green Chef delivers perfect, healthy meal kits to fit your diet. Get TEN FREE MEALS and FREE SHIPPING when you use SATISFYER – Want the most cutting edge sexual wellness device? Check out any of Satisfyer's app-enabled vibrators, air pulse stimulators, and more! DIPSEA – Want to get turned on? Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided masturbation sessions. Get a 30-day free membership when you visit ??You can view this full episode in video form by going to our channel. A special huge thank you to our wonderful videographer/editor/producer, Dale!