?? Text us! 310-356-3920 ?? What are your Sexual New Year's resolutions? We discuss our naughty goals for the new year and read your freaky AF intentions! We also discuss how my mom almost drowned me, how my mom almost burned down her apartment with a microwave, and my new tactic to prolong my sexual stamina using ASMR. We also discover the shocking dangers surrounding selling farts in a jar. DIPSEA – Want to get turned on? Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided masturbation sessions. Get a 30-day free membership when you visit LIKE A KITTEN – Alert! We've got an incredible Valentine's Day gift idea for you! A sexy gift box with all your erotic essentials! HELLOFRESH – Skip trips to the grocery store and count on HelloFresh to make home cooking easy, fun, AND affordable... Even my MOM can cook with HelloFresh! EVERLYWELL – Start the year by taking care of your body! Everlywell provides physician-reviewed lab tests from the comfort of your own home. Ranging from STD tests to food sensitivity tests, Everlywell is the best way to take discreet lab tests without the trip to the doctor's office. Visit www. ??You can view this full episode in video form by going to our channel. A special huge thank you to our wonderful videographer/editor/producer, Dale!