If you are looking for a sexy vacation, a swinger cruise might be for you. An adult-themed, couples-only cruise is the ultimate party and playground for open-minded adults. If you want to hook up, there are plenty of shipmates ready to help you fulfill your fantasies, whether mild or wild. In this episode, the Wives explore the basics you need to know before booking a swingers' cruise. First, before you start your New Year's Resolutions, indulge in the The Dirty Snowman, a very boozy milkshake, while listening to this episode’s Hot Tale. Ams attends a low key house party and gets a little action without taking off her boots (or putting down her drink)! Next, Kat and Ams get ready to ready to board their first swinger cruise, including what to pack, how to meet people in advance and strategizing on how to make connections.