Dating is a horror. Be the Final Girl — or Guy or They or Character with Cool Hair. Rory Uphold dipped into the horrors of emotional healing, first dates, and dicksand. Her new book The Final Girl’s Guide to the Horrors of Dating helps you look out for relationship pitfalls so you can survive — and then die at the end of a loving, multi-decade relationship. Also! Billy brings back the Reddit gloryhole because all things that are old becum new again.