Penny emerges from a lonely island in an undisclosed location to discuss the finer points of making a butt stuff sex playlist. She was a Twitter hook-up who slid into my DMs and then slid into my anus. ALSO: go buy S.E.X.: The All-You-Need-To-Know-Sexuality Guide to Get You Through Your Teens and Twenties by Heather Corinna!

LONDON WHORES! Email me if you wanna hang out between 9/23-9/27!

PLUS: punchf*cking, buttholes, sexual assault, The South, rock stars, stranger play, cheating, & Tub Girl!