Comedian Miguel Dalmau fell in love with a stripper. This is no T-Pain song. My good friend shares his tale from skeezeball, to husband, to cheater, to divorced dad. Justifying his previous infidelity: “For once, it was somebody who wasn’t bringing me down, who wasn’t calling me stupid.” Cheating isn’t simple. Let Miguel Dalmau tell you why. ALSO: Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie returns to dish on coming back to sex worth after a pregnancy!

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