David Piccolomini has big dick problems. The problem is he can’t relate to the average c*ck, I mean, guy. Raised in a “baptist co-op homeschool”, David’s goal at a young age was to be fantastic at sex. He researched. He studied. He practiced. And the Tinder Tales host is a polyamorous sexual pro. Oh, you don’t believe him? That’s fair. I suppose you’ll have to f*ck him to find out. Yes, I realize that this is an episode with two straight, white men talking about all of the sex they have. What can I say? I’m an innovative motherf*cker.

PLUS: faking orgasms, LARPing, communication, asking for nudes, body painting, and ManwhoreCon!