Maya attended a sex party to get her mojo back. Instead, she found me. What a bummer! Maya dropped me because I was too young for her—a mere 12-year age gap. On this week’s Manwhore Podcast, I challenge her to find one of a plethora of valid reasons to not date me. As she does so, we talk about escaping an abusive marriage and searching for intimacy in a city of f*ckboys. She’s done chasing meaningless orgasms! This woman wants a connection! Pffft, I got a guy at Best Buy who sells those.

PLUS: divorce, polyamory, sex-positive parenting, Craigslist Chronicles, age, and sex parties!